guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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