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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
bring money and cleavage
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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