it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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