best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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