My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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