needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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