i barfeds in our rink
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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