Sacagawea was the original milf.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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