She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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