but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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