ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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