After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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