Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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