the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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