My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
