Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
my being single is dangerous.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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