Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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