He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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