So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize