it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
How does one acquire holy water?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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