Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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