your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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