Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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