My Higher Power is John Stamos
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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