We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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