Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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