I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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