D3 body, D1 cock
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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