My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
