Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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