Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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