we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
