Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Come see our sink grown plant.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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