I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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