if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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