its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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