Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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