I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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