Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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