Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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