I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
