As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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