I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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