is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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