i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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