Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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