It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
this will be a night to untag.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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