Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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