What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
