I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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