My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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