margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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