Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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