Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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