marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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