office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I will pee on everything he values.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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